Being a mother has certainly been more difficult than I thought. But, then again it hasn't been. I knew it was going to be hard. I expected to lose sleep and sanity and friends and "alone time" with my husband. What I didn't expect was the horribly odd and sometimes disgusting things my children would do. And my responses to such episodes.
Toddler has a dirty diaper. I lay him on the couch to clean him up.
"Let me see my poopy", he says.
"WHAT?"
"Let me look at my poopy balls"
my facial expression was response enough
( I did find out during another such instance that he did in-fact mean his balls of poop, not the other kind....)
Toddler says he's hungry for the 10,000 time that morning
"You need to eat until you are full this time." I say
said toddler turns to his big brother and licks him from chin to temple, turns to me and grins
"Ok me no hungry now"
??
Sometimes all I can do is shake my head and smile.
and remember not to take them in public.
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